Just a quick post here. I will post about Davidson game that I went to tomorrow after I get my pictures back.
According to a few sources, Duke Forward Jamal Boykin will be lost for the remainder of the season due to a severe case of Mono. Are you freakin' kidding me? Keep the players away from these cheerleaders, please! This is now 3 players in the last 6 seasons to get mono in the middle of the season. Dunleavy, Shavlik, and now Boykin. This is getting out of control. Listen, I know Boykin is a reserve and probably wasn't going to get any minutes this season anyways with the Blue Devils having tremendous front court depth but we can't keep having this happen. It's amazing that Duke players can come back from broken feet, arms, legs faster than anyone else because of the great medical resources they have on campus but they can't prevent mono in 3 seperate occurances. Unbelievable!
Office Memo
To: Duke Basketball Players
CC: Coach K, Wojo, Chris Collins, and Johnny D.
From: Bleed Royal Blue
Subject: Keep It In Your Pants, Please
For the duration of the season and hopefully that comes in the first week of April, please keep your pants on no matter how many girls are hanging all over you. Yeah, you guys are great and you probably weren't getting this type of pooh-tang back in your small-town high school but the main objective here is to win. Most of you will play professionally, either in the NBA or internationally, so you have plenty of time to sleep with as many groupies as you want all over the world. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact me at bleedroyalblue.blogspot.com.
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CHRIS! You cannot get mono from sexual intercourse! ahhh how many times do I have to tell you. its SALIVA and STRESS. And you should be nice to Shavlik, I mean he is going to be in our family soon.
I hate it when I get mono from studying too hard in the library.
'Nuff of thiiiiisssss!
don't mock the virus...its a combination of emotional and physical stresses, you know like extremem physical exertion! When your body is stressed, your immune system becomes suppressed! Which makes contracting such viruses like mononucleosis HIGHLY likely. So quit poking fun at those who have mono. And the only reason you dedicated such an extreme post is to rip on one of my men. He's doing well now, and you had to shoot him down, shame on you!
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